conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
It's shark week go big or go home
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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