But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
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The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
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I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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