We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
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I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
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She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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