chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
I'm getting married
To pizza
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
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