Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
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