just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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