Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
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CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
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Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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