that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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