you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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