Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
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Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
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I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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