okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
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Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
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Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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