can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
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Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
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You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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