You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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