Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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