The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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