So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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