he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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