i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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