I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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