And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Houston, we have a squirter
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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