I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
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