? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
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Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
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When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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