my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
