At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
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