No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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