Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
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100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
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I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize