Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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