I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
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We were destined to go to rehab together
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
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I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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