His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Non-Jews are for practice
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
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"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
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Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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