scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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