Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
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UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
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Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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