i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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