Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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