He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
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I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
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Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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