You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
North Korea, Best Korea!
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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