pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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