The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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