ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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