Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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