I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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