I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
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Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
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i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
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