Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
Randomize
