Me too!
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
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there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
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I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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