I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
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She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
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Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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