Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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