office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
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it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
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ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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