Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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