quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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