You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
a search helicopter?!
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
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well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
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Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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