R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Randomize