every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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