he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
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no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
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My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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