There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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